Well... ok. Not Frozen. But almost.

So a couple of things happened in the space of a couple of days. The magic number 2 appears. And it made me not able to tell a whole bunch of jokes yesterday.

I TELL YOU, IT'S THE ACCURSED NUMBERS ONE AND TWO. And with the fact that double 1 is infact 11, combine this with 2, you can get all sorts of crazy results!

Like did you know that 1 + 1 = 2, but yet 1x1 = 1?

Ok. So I got a bit off topic. So let's start off with the first annoyance: My computer.

To the mild inconvience of myself, I had to reformat the blasted thing. Luckily most of my most prescious files are on my External. It just means the irritation of finding those images I liked from the past month again and saving them, as well as some of my music.

It wouldn't have been so annoying if it hadn't of done it while I was in a Skype conversation with Mike and Morendo. All I can say for that is fu-

Where was I? oh yea. So it was about 12 AM in the morning when this happened...

And all it did was restart over and over. You get to the "Windows" screen with the little moving blue bar, blue screen for the like 10 nanoseconds then restart the whole process. Simply put: I couldn't get into Windows, so it hinted at a hardware failure.

So we had to assess the problem the next day.

Firstly the GFX card? Nooooope. Even though the fan seemed clogged, it certainly wasn't that as our spare GFX card didn't load it up. I had a problem with the graphics not long ago where some things seemed blurry. (That's fixed now.)

Secondly the RAM. Seemed fine. Didn't think the RAM would course a trouble.

Thirdly: HardDrive. We use a Harddrive reader for this. It cannot be read. Uh-oh.... could it be our problem?

Well we use our Windows XP disk and boot it up to Recovery Console. First we get it to scan. After the scan it said there was no problem. So we go to Repair it anyways. "WARNING: THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR DRIVE."

... Why did it say there was no problem, then when we go to repair it, there's a problem with the Drive? Who inven.... oh right, Microsoft.

So it gets to 75%, goes back down to 50%. Eh?

Goes back up to 75% after some time, it goes back down to 50%. But this time rises 2% every 4 minutes.

Gets to 75% again, back to 50%. Fuck it. I might need a new hard drive, as it might have corrupted.

So reformatting takes less than 15 minutes. Sorting out network was a pain because the drivers were in my sisters room, and it took her like 5 minutes each time to get a new fricken driver. ARGH.

This was the final test. If it didn't work, I'd need a new harddrive. All seems fine...

then comes Networking. Damn Sadists. You guys might know my view on networking: If you're into Networking, then you might aswell be into BDSM.

Then at the early morning of 3AM, I finally get the intermawebs back. Yay. Then I turn everything off and go to sleep. One problem down. Lalala *musical note.*

The other problem lies solely on the fact however that my Oral Hygiene is subpar. Because of this I was referred to the hospital for my dental needs. It was cold, but the annoying thing was navigating the hospital.

I know, for example, I had to go to the Bevan Ward. There was a sign, Bevan Word straight up. Follow straight up. No more signs. Honest to fricken god. I checked every nook and cranny until I found it.

So I meet up with the nurse/woman/lady and she's sitting there like the person from the Simpsons who convinced Hans Moleman that Homer and Marge ARE his parents. In my mind I had a response for everything she said. Damned Scientoglist I swear. Didn't say most though.

Her: I don't need to humiliate you about your teeth, now start brushing
Me: Ok
Her: How would you describe your brushing methods?
Me: Badly.
Her: *laugh* You mean Never?
Me: I suppose.
Her: You WILL Brush your teeth at least twice a day and come back on January, promise me ok?
Me: Ok.
Her: You could use a toilet brush right now and it'd be better!
Me: I... don't think so.

Wait, what was the point of that? Oh yea. I thought I was being convertted to some sort of religion for the sacred worship of Teeth and Gums. Maybe somewhere there's a plaque out there to this religion. (Yes, go on, I'll allow you to make a groan out of THAT pun.)

But waiting around and trying to look for a certain place in the hospital while it was cold is not my bit of 'fun.'

So in the words "I WAS FROZEN TODAY!" I can safely say I was, indeed, almost Frozen today.

I may not be the best person with keeping up to scratch with niggling details. Damned Teeth. Damn them for giving the fine sense of being able to crush food to a pulp so it can get swallowed.

Anyways I'll see you guys whenever I see you guys. I'll probably have a entry for christmas. Trust me on that.

Hope you all have a good time, and peace out.